10 Ways The Internet Has Changed The Language Of Film Reviews

Sadly, with such power comes the requisite responsibility, and as such, a new lexicon of film reviewing has emerged. No longer do you need to spend 100 words extolling the virtues of a given film: for instead, meet the new language of the modern day movie reviewer… Is now:It sucks. — Is now:It rocks. — Is now:BEST FILM EVA! — Used to be:The film itself is a solid drama, but inevitably the main focal point of its marketing campaign is around the two female leads, who share some intimate scenes in an otherwise run-of-the-mill period piece. Is now:Gurlz. Yes. — Is now:I crapped my pants. — Is now:I crapped my pants. — Is now:OMG! ROFLMAO! — Is now:Zzzzzzz. — Is now:This film is AWESOME, FFS!!!! Can’t wait to see it! — Is now:WTF?!? Have we missed any off? Leave them in the comments…!