Ash vs Evil Dead Season 2 Episode 10
Holy camel toe, it’s season finale time already?! I thought we had two more in the can for some reason. Huh? Oh well. I guess what I’m trying to say is – I don’t want to read too much into a show that prides itself in being stupid anymore. After watching season two of Ash vs Evil Dead, I know now that the show may have a lot of moving parts, but it’s simple at its core. It should be taken at face value. Or ass value. Whatever you’re into. “Second Coming” follows some very sloppy logic for a season finale, but it’s a fitting denouement for an oddly paced year. All of events the past nine episodes have bombarded us with gel together here, even if there is not much explanation for why certain big wishes are granted (like the resurrection of Pablo for instance). It’s also perhaps this year’s most lucid attempt at storytelling, functioning both as The Big Climax and a shop vac that tidies up after the slight mess that got started in the “Delusion”/”Ashy Slashy” duology. Yes, it’s rushed. And yes, it left my head spinning and making cartoon wheezing noises. But that’s Ash vs Evil Dead for you. Returning to the cabin in the woods for finale time again was clever, but does this mean we’re going to do that every season? “Second Coming” would say no, since it blew up and disappeared into hell. But…the show already proved that it’s studied at the Steven Moffat School of Time Travel Bull Shit, so it’s probably going to be regurgitated at some point or another. Probably this time next year. Like I mentioned in last week’s review, I think there should be a policy of revisiting it once a season to reset Ash’s tone, a safe zone for the series to return to when it feels like it’s having an identity crisis. We should talk about the death of Good!Ruby (or MostlyRedeemed!Ruby). It was nice having her on the team roster this year, even if it felt like her character was wearing a muzzle most of the time. And her partnership with Kelly? Spin-off worthy. But without Lucy Lawless positioned in the anti-Ash role, the show lacks bite. (Baal was not a very good substitute for this, but we’ll get to him in a moment.) I see why they decided to reboot her character – again – by introducing the sassier, more conniving, more deadly, more Bronze Age Marvel-esque ‘80s Ruby. I have a feeling that she’ll cause trouble with the gang throughout Season 3 while Kelly tries to redeem her because the time they spent killing demon children together this season, like, changed her life so much, y’know? I’m happy that Pablo is resurrected again because I was getting worried there for a minute. I liked the foreshadowing that we got from “Home” onward in the form of his psychic visions. But I don’t quite understand why he came back to life again after the Necronomicon and the cabin and Skinless!Baal were flushed down god’s toilet. Was I supposed to? Was that part of the deal or something? I don’t feel like rewatching it right now. Moving on. I would love to touch on the Baal/Ash chainsaw duel, which was most excellent (I mean that in the Bill & Ted way), but I’ll let that stand on itself. What I really want to touch on right now is the final scene of “Second Coming” because I need to get something off my chest. It…angers me. I was sure it was a dream sequence or would twist around and be another one of Baal’s delusions again. Instead, it turned out to be gospel. That’s right. A huge festival celebrating Ashy Slashy in Elk Grove, touting him as a hero, with little kids cosplaying as Bruce Campbell and everything. Yeah. Hold on. Do you hear something? That’s the sound of me shaking my damn head. What the actual fuck? I’m all for Ash Williams getting his wish fulfillment and a time in the spotlight for everything he’s been through in the past three or four decades (who’s counting?). But this…this is ridiculous. And don’t get me started on the Jedi spirit ghosts of Brock and Cheryl and Ted Raimi hanging out in the crowd watching him. How did they get back to the present day anyway? Since they changed history who would even fucking remember they did any of this stuff since they destroyed the cabin in the 1980s before young Ash ever went there in the first place? Huh?!? Tell me! I’d like to know! Bad Ash vs Evil Dead! Bad time travel logic! Don’t make me get the spray bottle!
