My parents were always into whodunits and they thought the same. So a year or so down the line, when I sat down on the couch at 9pm for a dose of ‘there’s been a murder’, I was surprised to be watching an episode of CSI with them. I asked ‘What’s the deal, Neil?!’ and they replied ‘We be chillin’, no classics hittin’ up the box, thought we’d try a new flavour’*. So, all prejudgements out the window, I gave it a try. So, seven years in, two spin offs down the line and a whopping total of fifteen seasons complete, which is the best one, and why is it so damn good? Let’s start at the bottom of the ladder. Let’s look at them as I have nicknamed their characters: Cardboard Boy, Spaced Out Loser, Little Miss Plain and the Half Decent One. I’ll leave the pairings up to your imagination, and continue on. CSI: MiamiI don’t know about you but for me this isn’t crap. Then again, it ain’t the top of the crop but it does have some good points. Firstly, I haven’t gone ahead and named all the characters after one-dimensional flaws. No, I actually watch this and enjoy it from time to time. I feel compelled to express just how bad it was before continuing. It was shit. So as I was saying, it’s not that it’s a bad show nor does it have a bad cast, in fact both are alright, it’s that it knows it’s not bad. It started off really promising with a great first few seasons and then this happened: in 2006, Reuters reported that the show is “the most-watched U.S. series around the world”. Then the makers seemingly went “Oh, really? Great! We don’t even need to try any more!” and every single episode since then has had Horatio Caine look at the floor, hands on hips and take his glasses off. Sometimes, as in the case of the recent season finale, five times in an episode. It lost it. The end. Well, maybe not yet. I still have one more show to waffle about. CSI: Crime Scene InvestigationAlso referenced as ‘CSI: Vegas‘, it started out as a brilliantly developed and enthralling show with a hellishly good cast, and remains that way today. Whether it’s Gil Grissom’s weirdness, Sara or Nick’s goofiness, Warrick’s coolness, Catharine’s pokerfaced-ness or Greg’s wackiness, it’s all very well crafted. From the first episode to the most recent, the main cast has glued together so well that there are no past characters in the cast list, which is a fact that neither of its spin-offs can enjoy.