Okay. I’m back. You have no way of knowing if I actually walked away, but trust me, your noble reviewer, when I tell you that’s what I did in order to return and provide you with a more subjective take on this week’s episode … which was a borderline atrocity. In the span of just one hour, we learn that Mara was playing Duke (no surprise there), and that Charlotte is … (drumroll if you please) – AUDREY’S MOM. The only good to come out of any of this is the awkward family dinners I can imagine taking place between Dwight and Charlotte and Audrey and Nathan. Dwight would be all, “I guess I am your stepdad now?” And somehow Gloria would be there, in her lab coat saying something about her bunions because that is straight-up how Gloria rolls. If the problem with Duke’s story is that it was dragged out way, way, way (way, way) too long, then the problem with Charlotte’s storyline is that is actively came out of nowhere. It felt like the writer’s literally decided to do this the day the scene was shot. It feels forced and strange and there’s been no time to even indicate that this is coming. Audrey’s now got to rely on her random-mom to save her weakened physical state. I’m curious to see what develops between them, sure, but there officially feels like there’s too much happening on the show, and none of it is connected in a way that feels easy or logical. There are two separate T.V. shows happening in one hour of programming, and that is enough to give anyone a headache. Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter for all news updates related to the world of geek. And Google+, if that’s your thing.