That’s right, season five of Haven is off with a bang and to celebrate I’m apparently going all Weird Al on The Music Man with it — you know you are impressed at the sheer volume of media ephemera ranging about inside my skull, you know you are. There was no slow warm-up during this premiere. In an era where TV shows such as Boardwalk Empire think nothing of leaping ahead 7 years, killing off fan favorites with a line of throwaway dialogue, it was refreshing to see Haven pick back up right where it left off: With Mara taking possession of Audrey’s body and getting to the business of bringing William and his “box of goo” back from the otherside. Of course none of this proved to be as easy as she expected. Which is good or otherwise it would have made for a very dull hour of television. Thankfully this wasn’t the case. Jennifer — still MIA — has been racing against the clock to close to the thin spots that could enable Mara to bring William back. If you are bored and seeking enjoyment, please imagine the actors pretending they are accessing thin spots. Hours of amusement. Mara cast some doubt as to whether or not Jennifer has the abilities to block the passages, which makes for an interesting setup for the season: If she’s not responsible for it, who is? Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter for all news updates related to the world of geek. And Google+, if that’s your thing!
