They all go for a drive, eating food they’ve robbed from a garage. They keep on driving, seeing zombies but not really being all that troubled by them. They eventually find this area where a bunch of people have found safety and decide to hang out with them. By this point it’s started snowing heavily and Cillian Murphy realises that they’ve driven all the way to Alaska. Over oceans and everything. They just weren’t paying attention, apparently. It’s about this time that they get attacked by some vampires. “Shit” says Angel from Home & Away “it’s some fucking vampires. As if it wasn’t bad enough that my husband Shane died because he got septicaemia after wounds from his motorcycle accident didn’t heal properly, now this has to happen”. She tells the vampires to rack off, but they don’t. They hide from the vampires for a bit, but soon become filled with rage because they notice that the vampires are dressed as Goths. “I’m sorry” says Cillian Murphy “but there’s no way in hell I’m taking this shit from a bunch of miserable Goth vampires. They’re not even good 80s Goths, I bet they’ve never even heard of The Cure. I bet they like Cradle Of Filth. Wankers”. It’s at this point that he suggests they gas the vampires with this hallucinogenic gas he invented when he used to live in Gotham City. He puts a bag on his head and sprays it in their Gothy vampire faces. They all go absolutely mental and kill Josh Hartnett. “Bloody hell” says Angel. All in all, I didn’t think this film was very good. It just wasn’t very believable. I’d give it one and a half thumbs up out of five.
