“I’m not being funny, mate” says Mel “but if you jump off this building you’ll do yourself a serious mischief”. The guy considers this and decides that, despite stinking of booze and anti-Semitism, Mel probably has a point. They both get down and notice that across the road there’s someone shooting into the street with a machine gun. “Shitting hell” says Mel Gibson “I’d best go and sort that out, mate”. “I didn’t really know what you meant by it, mate” retorts Mel, out of breath.
“Woah, you know, like for a horse that you want to stop. Because I wanted you to stop. You could have been shot.” he responds. “What I’d prefer is if my officers had some regard for their own safety, Riggs. You’ve given up on life now that your wife’s dead. It’s no good. I’m gonna have to partner you with a family man just weeks from retirement, like Danny Glover” says his boss. Mel and Danny are introduced to each other. “Alright mate. Strewth, that’s quite a moustache. I bet your eldest daughter’s a bloody fox” says Mel, looking up from his Holy Bible. “Cocking hell” says Mel “I’ve got this lead that some serious baloney is going down at the docks. Lets go” And so they do. Mel and Danny Glover get into a car and drive away, stopping briefly into Danny Glover’s for a nice family meal.
“Maybe life is worth living after all, mate” says Mel. “I’m too old for this shit” says Danny Glover. They then go to the docks and find that the Jews are nailing Jesus to a cross. “Shitting crikey, mate” says Mel “Those fucking Jews are killing Jesus. I know that I value my life now, but we’ll have to stop them” “Fucking Jews…Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world, mate” says Mel.
“I’m too old for this shit” says Danny Glover. “I’m too old for this shit” says Danny Glover. Mel’s nurse then comes in and adjusts his pillows. “Nice one sugartits” says Mel. Hmm, perhaps a romance is brewing and Mel is slowly building a new life for himself?  

title: “Matt S Confused Reviews Lethal Weapon” ShowToc: true date: “2025-07-07” author: “Ariana Standen”

“I’m not being funny, mate” says Mel “but if you jump off this building you’ll do yourself a serious mischief”. The guy considers this and decides that, despite stinking of booze and anti-Semitism, Mel probably has a point. They both get down and notice that across the road there’s someone shooting into the street with a machine gun. “Shitting hell” says Mel Gibson “I’d best go and sort that out, mate”. “I didn’t really know what you meant by it, mate” retorts Mel, out of breath.
“Woah, you know, like for a horse that you want to stop. Because I wanted you to stop. You could have been shot.” he responds. “What I’d prefer is if my officers had some regard for their own safety, Riggs. You’ve given up on life now that your wife’s dead. It’s no good. I’m gonna have to partner you with a family man just weeks from retirement, like Danny Glover” says his boss. Mel and Danny are introduced to each other. “Alright mate. Strewth, that’s quite a moustache. I bet your eldest daughter’s a bloody fox” says Mel, looking up from his Holy Bible. “Cocking hell” says Mel “I’ve got this lead that some serious baloney is going down at the docks. Lets go” And so they do. Mel and Danny Glover get into a car and drive away, stopping briefly into Danny Glover’s for a nice family meal.
“Maybe life is worth living after all, mate” says Mel. “I’m too old for this shit” says Danny Glover. They then go to the docks and find that the Jews are nailing Jesus to a cross. “Shitting crikey, mate” says Mel “Those fucking Jews are killing Jesus. I know that I value my life now, but we’ll have to stop them” “Fucking Jews…Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world, mate” says Mel.
“I’m too old for this shit” says Danny Glover. “I’m too old for this shit” says Danny Glover. Mel’s nurse then comes in and adjusts his pillows. “Nice one sugartits” says Mel. Hmm, perhaps a romance is brewing and Mel is slowly building a new life for himself?