5.11 No One Here Can Love Or Understand Me Alison wasn’t even in Rosewood this week, and yet she seems to have lost all of her friends and allies after her various stunts since returning. Emily, of all people, is leading the charge, recruiting Ezra to investigate Cyrus and prove whether or not she actually knew him prior to last week’s impromptu confession. Obviously Ezra found the answers in double-quick time due to his carefully cultivated stalker skills and barn full of equipment, but I’m calling nonsense on his apparent cluelessness about what happened during Alison’s disappearance. What the heck has he been doing for two years (besides the obvious), if not investigating where she was and who she was with? It seems a little too convenient, writers, just like his lack of A knowledge. Sweet, innocent Aria somehow managed to make Mona – an actual, diagnosed psychopath – freak out and cry with one whispered comment. Then there’s the veiled conversation about New York that followed. Alison can’t trust Aria after what happened there, which leads me to believe that they were talking about something other than pushing Shana to her death (itself, convenient if Aria is A). As Mona said, Alison underestimated Aria, and she always knows just where to stick the knife in. It takes one to know one, after all. After tenuously praising how this season has handled the Ravenswood mess, this episode really escalated things to a level I’m not particularly comfortable with. Despite Hannah’s commitment to sobriety, Caleb hasn’t stopped drinking, and Spencer felt as if the only thing that could help would be the reignition of a classic bromance. Enter Toby, who was on excellent form again this week, who proceeded to just piss Caleb off. The real drama of this episode lay in Melissa’s confession video to Spencer, which was more about confirming some old suspicions than revealing any earth-shattering new answers. Melissa didn’t hit anyone over the head that night, but seeing Bethany Young’s body made her believe that Spencer had. She rolled her into that open grave, burying Bethany alive, yet all the time thinking it was Alison. So Melissa’s in the clear, despite having a pretty juicy secret to keep, which probably means she’ll be dead by next week’s finale. Speaking of next week’s fAtal finale, we know someone is definitely going to die. It’s not been confirmed that it’ll be someone we care about, of course, but it’s also been teased that the person is going to get horribly murdered. In other words, it’s just another summer finale of Pretty Little Liars! Read Caroline’s review of the previous episode, A Dark Ali, here. Follow our Twitter feed for faster news and bad jokes right here. And be our Facebook chum here.
