As I stated last week, I have yet to hitch a ride on the Game of Thrones bandwagon. Some would argue that there’s a hole in my life. Cartman and Butters might say that hole can only be filled with “non-threatening” flaccid wieners. Helping to keep this story fresh despite all the delays are South Park newcomers George R.R. (RRRRrrrrr) Martin, author of the books that spawned Game of Thrones, and of course Microsoft’s own Bill Gates, who just had to get in on the console wars. Was Gates really going to let Cartman, a king that happens to be a wizard in a small mountain town in Colorado, determine the fate of his empire? No. Hell no. Gates is too tech savvy no know that everything in the world revolves around South Park. read more: Game of Thrones Season 8 – Everything We Know So far, South Park’s Thrones storyline has all the makings of an arc that could eclipse Imaginationland and the Coon series. But there are still plenty of questions to be answered. Where does South Park take the arc from here? Do I start binge-watching Game of Thrones? Are talks of betrayal best done in the yard of your elderly neighbor? PS4 or Xbox? How beautiful is Japanese princess Kenny? read more: Game of Thrones Season 8 Predictions and Theories
