3.1 The Face of Death So while The Holy Father languishes near death, the family pulls tightly together. While Cesare and Micheletto go to the monastery to hunt Delle Rovere, the cardinal pops up in the Vatican itself. Rumours of Alexander Sextus’ death were greatly exaggerated. Oops. He then has the stones to gather the other cardinals in the Pope’s room as they wait for him to turn one way or the other. Seriously, gutsy move there, bro. Even worse he encourages the cascade of cardinals (as the late Prince Alfonso of Naples put it) to talk about what they’ll do when the Pope dies, right in the room with the man! Firstly, it’s just rude and secondly, it’s morbidly greedy. When Cesare walks in and sees Della Rovere in the room, he tries to strike and Mama Vennozza, ever the voice of reason, stops him. They don’t have that many friends in Rome and if he does die, then what? What happens to the family? She’s right and she is his mother so he listens to her. Cesare breaks out of his blind rage somewhat, not as much as is needed but enough to keep him from being too stupid. With the Pope actually alive, Rufio ups the stakes for Cardinal Sforza by saying hey, here’s a knife. Kill the Pope yourself. Do it for the Sforza family. They are, lest we forget, Caterina who is the Borgias’ main enemy and Giovanni, Lucrezia’s rapist and abusive former husband. Instead, though sorely tempted and nearly following through, Cardinal Sforza chooses the side of Rome and the Borgias, confessing his family’s plan to Cesare and proving himself a truly loyal ally to the Pope. However, Cesare left his family in good hands. Thwarting the Sforza plot to kill the entire Borgia clan is, of course, Micheletto. Lucrezia’s maid was coerced into being an accomplice to the plot by the Sforza agents using her family. She is naturally found out by Micheletto who catches then kills her. Her death could’ve been avoided if she had a sassy gay assassin friend (for those of you just joining the show – Micheletto is in fact gay, as we found out last season). She should’ve looked at her life and looked at her choices because Micheletto sure did. Cardinal Sforza chose the Borgia papacy and told Cesare the truth so Cesare showed up just in time to help finish off the defence of the family villa. We’re left with our three camps ready for the next step. The Borgias, including Cardinal Sforza, are consolidating themselves for the coming war. Caterina Sforza and Rufio are going to gather Borgia enemies to them and see where they stand to move on the Borgias. Della Rovere sneaks out of Rome in a cart of corpses, striding across the Italian landscape like some strange priestly noir hero with a new and unknown purpose. I know only the vaguest history from the period but as for what’s coming this season, I have no idea and cannot wait to find out. Read Rachael’s list of reasons you should watch The Borgias, here. Follow our Twitter feed for faster news and bad jokes right here. And be our Facebook chum here.
