Check out part two of the interview here… When did you find out where you were going each week in Swap Shop? Er, believe it or not, months in advance. What happened is that it was going to be done as a ten-week series, and that’s it, and they suddenly realised what a storm they had here, and they ran it for three months or more. It must have been an incredible show to be involved with… You know, we only had four television channels in those days, and even I was blown by it, because, you know, you turn up at York Rugby Football Ground, and you announce on the morning that you’re there, and 8,000 kids would turn up! 8,000!Not to be rude though, but you didn’t half trade some crap on there… Were there any memorable swaps?Oh, God, adult toys! And I wouldn’t swap them. We used to get a lot of people coming around taking the mickey. And they turned up with these adult toys, saying “go on Cheggers, swap that!” Because all your segments were entirely live, weren’t they? Oh yeah…!So presumably there was a lot of vetting…? No, not really. Very little. We used to do the swapping as live. I’d hear in my ear “don’t go to your right, don’t go to your right!”. The amount of times! Live on air, one producer said “go to your right, there’s a kid with a can of Pale Ale”, and I’d go to the right and they’d say “go back where you were, there’s a kid smoking”. Some great moments, but even then, how popular it was, you used to get bands trekking up to Scotland to be on the show, to be on the outside broadcast! From Status Quo, to everyone you can think of! And when it transitioned to Saturday Superstore, was it the same behind the scenes? [in jumps the PR rep, as, er, we’re eating into someone else’s slot. The burger that has followed us through this interview comes back too. Cheggers must be famished.] The thing about Swap Shop, and the success of Swap Shop, was that it had the mechanics of the swapping. Whereas Superstore we were basically trying to think of an idea to keep Saturday mornings running. And it was basically the same show, but I went out on the old delivery van, didn’t do swapping, but did a show. Erm, if the truth be known, and I think Mike Reid won’t mind, I did, yes. So did we…! Okay, here’s one. You were a contestant on The Adventure Game? Oh my God, even I can’t remember that! The crystal? Bloody hell! That was a long time ago, that was in Bristol. I went all the way down to Bristol to record the show. It was a really, really odd show to do. It was ahead of its time. It was all done with colour separation overlay and effects, er, but yes, I remember going through nearly every maze I could think of, and trying to solve every problem there was, and not being very successful at all! It was one of those shows where I thought dammit, I wish I’d never done this because I look thick! Did you do the vortex? [We agree]Our office is split primarily, then, for what we remember you for, and it’s fair to say you have a reasonably diverse career. On one hand, it’s Cheggers Plays Pop and Swap Shop, and on the other it’s Naked Jungle and annoying the Daily Mail, along with Extras. Oh God, the bloody Daily Mail. I hate ‘em. I can’t tell you. They’ve offered me thousands of pounds. Somebody leaned over the gate the other week and offered me ten grand to have a chat.With the Daily Mail? It’s like I did Extras with Ricky Gervais, and all the acting parts came in. And I thought, well I don’t want to be in a hospital bed in Holby City. It’s not a challenge is it? What is it? It’s me just lying in a bed. I wouldn’t do it. Is there one thing you’ve turned down that you wished you’d done? I can assure you I won’t try! And with that, we leave Keith to his burger. “Bloody brilliant”, he shouts as we leave the room. We presume he means his burger, though… Keith Chegwin’s own website can be found at www.keithchegwin.com More Interviews at Den Of Geek…
