The Exorcist Season 2 Episode 2
The Exorcist, season 2, episode 2, “Safe As House Houses,” is held together by red tape. There’s a social worker on an island off of Seattle taking notes on blind kids walking planks over ghosts. A tribunal in Rome, right above the Office of Exorcisms, is dong the paperwork on an insubordinate cleric. And there is a pissed off cop who cuts through the red tape to kick the shit out of a pair of closed-mouthed priests. The conspiracy at the heart of the church rises to the highest levels: The very same level that examines conspirators. The Cardinal is very considerate to the Father Bennett when facing the accusations. He understands the scholarly exorcist has been under a lot of stress. But the cardinal lets the matter of his possession be settled in a godly way, over drinks. He blesses and downs a chalice of holy water, even puts a dip behind his ears. His gathered brethren are all convinced, acting on faith that the water was indeed both holy and that the integration of the devil inside the cardinal has not gained some kind of immunity. The Cardinal even winks at Father Bennett in full view of the tribunal, and still no one sees any cause for concern. Bennett wears enough concern for everyone assembled. Egyiawan’s face was so troubled, it’s a wonder not everyone within six city blocks didn’t start to worry. This reviewer wasn’t sure whether to brace for the Cardinal imploding or root for it. But the tribunal is absolutely indulgent as they lay the conspiracy on disgraced and rogue priest Marcus Keane (Ben Daniels), who disappeared shortly after a series of killings threw Chicago’s holiest rollers into chaos. The phrasings of Catholic masses are pretty scary whether taken in the context of a possession or in between shaking hands on Sundays. When the possessed Cindy goes into the whole “take this and eat it, this is my flesh, this is my blood” spiel we wonder whether Christ was a vampire, and then she entrances Tomas just by opening her mouth. Although, this could have been because of her breath. The Intensive Care Unit scenes are very intense. The horrors of the demons come to life in the antiseptic setting and the mottle-scarred possessed woman Cindy is more threatening than staph infection among the newborns. Her teeth alone should be quarantined. The devil really should get a water-pick and some floss. This bodes well, though, for a series based on a movie that sold itself on projectile split-pea soup. One of the best effects of the night is Cindy’s face falling apart. Meanwhile the farming neighbors traumatize another wayward kid by letting him watch them bring a breach lamb into the world, only to lead it to slaughter in a show of righteous mercy. There is something in the woods and it’s not held back by paperwork. The red tape that holds “Safe as Houses” together is the color of blood, not a Cardinal’s robe. The players are moving together as the action begins to give way to suspense. Read the full Den of Geek NYCC Special Edition Magazine right here!
