The Good Place Season 2 Episode 12
The expectation that The Good Place set back in the season one finale is that almost nothing we were seeing could be trusted. That established a new paradigm for the show in which everything we’re seeing could be the work of omniscient demons or angels just outright fucking with our protagonists. That’s why I don’t blame our heroes in “The Burrito” for looking for theological loopholes wherever they can find them. Unfortunately for them, however, those loopholes just aren’t there. “I’m just saying we’ve seen weirder things than an all-knowing burrito,” Eleanor points out. But the burrito isn’t the judge. Something almost as random and satisfying is: Maya Rudolph! Maya Rudolph is Gen, short for “hydrogen” as that was the only element in the universe when she sprouted into existence. Rudolph continues her 2017-18 trend of having the absolute time of her life in whatever roles she chooses to pick up. It’s hard to imagine whether she had more fun inhabiting an all-knowing judge with an appetite for burritos or a hormone monster but regardless her joy is infectious each time. Gen is a pleasant enough judge. She seems level-headed, fair, and organized. Well, as organized as she can be given her eternal circumstances. She’s supposed to keep an eye on all the human beings on Earth. That usually leads to her binging Ken Burns’ Vietnam though. “I mean, I’m immortal but that thing is loooooong,” she says before adding as an afterthought “Anywho, your case is denied. Please leave through that portal.” Yes, the Judge almost immediately rejects the humans as their resumes just do not stack up. But Eleanor convinces her to hear their case anyway. If they all pass the judge’s tests, they’re through to the Good Place. If one of them fails, they’re sent back to the Bad Place. The best part of “The Burrito” is how it inverts the expectations that the show has built up since “Michael’s Gambit.” The characters fully expect that they could be being fucked with all the time, and the viewers follow suit. What’s the angle here? In season one, Michael proved to be a demon and pulled the ground out from under us. What is Gen’s angle? Is she on our side? Are we all destined for the Good Place anyway and this is just the final test we have to pass? This show has continuously and refreshingly reestablished the beyond life and death stakes of its premise time and time again since season two began and yet I still find myself surprised each time. Visually-speaking this is a bright show. The color palette is bright almost to the point of cartoonish. Even the demons in hell mostly look like New Yorker cartoon versions of businessmen. And the meanest things they do to one another (on screen at least) is fart and call people “fat dinks.” Still, in episodes like this, The Good Place reminds us that this is all “real.” Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani, and Jason can’t talk themselves out of this or find common ground with the judge so that she’ll understand that no human deserves eternal torment. No, in the reality of this show apparently some humans do deserve eternal torment. And its been our characters jobs to put in the work to get better to avoid that fate. Jason fails his test…obviously. The judge guides Jason to a room where he is to play Madden – only he cannot play as the Jaguars. He must play as the dreaded Tennessee Titans. The test was supposed to measure Jason’s self control and he has none. He even told the judge to shut up so he could play the game. Tahani is directed to walk down a hallway and open a red door. The catch is that all the doors she passes will have people from her life talking about how they really feel about her. She does an admirable job and ignores some truly juicy rooms. She cannot, however, avoid the final room. The room in which her parents are discussing what they really think of her. Spoiler alert: it’s not good. Tahani’s parents are still singularly obsessed with her sister. Ultimately the experience is helpful for her though. She comes to realize that there was nothing she could have ever done to win her parents approval anyway. That’s cathartic certainly and it seems like it should be the kind of self-improvement that a judge would reward, but no. This is not that lesson. Tahani fails because rules are rules. Chidi takes 82 minutes to choose between two hats. He fails. At first it seems as though Chidi and Eleanor are actually destined for the Good Place. The judge presents them with a decision. Head to the Good Place now and leave their friends behind, or all head to the Bad Place together. Eleanor and Chidi debate the topic extensively, holding glowing orbs that will serve as their ticket to heaven. It’s when Chidi unexpectedly comes to a decisive decision, that it would technically be moral to leave their friends behind, that Eleanor realizes she’s being tested. She tells the Judge that Chidi would never be this decisive and that there is a difference between what’s technically morally correct and what’s right. This is a fake Chidi. She’s right and Eleanor gains real passage to the Good Place. “Aright. Off to eternal damnation!” Gen says. Then Michael arrives. The Michael portion of “The Burrito” isn’t nearly as thrilling or complex as the human portion. It does, however, have its unexpected delights. Shawn and “Bad Janet” taunt Michael for a bit and then lead him to his final punishment. Retirement is too good for Michael. It would only make him a martyr and Shawn can never let the other demons know what Michael did. Michael is instead to be placed within a locked room full of New Yorker magazines for eternity. “Of course you won’t. But they’ll just keep coming,” Shawn responds. Good Janet then chooses to intervene and she and Michael head off to the judge’s quarters. Still, if this is to be the end of Michael and Shawn’s interactions, Michael did finally get to reveal to Shawn that there were 802 iterations of the neighborhood. “They were bad people,” Michael says. “This was not supposed to be possible.” One could forgive Michael for thinking the worst of these four hell-bound humans. We can be insufferable little shits and he hand-selected these four just because they had personality almost guaranteed to drive one another crazy. Gen would have known that if she had just watched Bloodline.
