1.8 The Horde Come back next year to find out more we will, because resolution or not, The Returned remains the most handsome, intriguing, poised bit of telly we’ve seen in a long while. Taken as a whole, its winding story of the living being confronted by the dead in a setting with more atmosphere than Russ Abbott’s favourite party, was a joy. Granted, the specific variety of joy it left you with was that felt when a loved pet finally twitches its last pained convulsion at the vet’s, a wave of lead-limbed emotion that you know deep down is for the best although it’ll take a cup of tea and a bit of a cry for it all to sink in. Still, joy is the word. This lot, presumably, is fulfilling Madame Costa’s bad-fairy-at-the-Christening curse from thirty-five years earlier. “They’re going to get their revenge one day, the dead”, she told Victor’s mother in the flashback to the old dam bursting. So far, that revenge has involved putting the willies up the local wildlife, ransacking the American diner and now coming to claim their own from amongst the integrated gaggle at the Helping Hand. Oh, and entirely flooding the new town, as if any of us could forget that final, stunning diluvian image. More circularity came with poor, dead – for now at least – Toni’s suicide attempt on the dam, mirroring Mr Costa’s exit strategy in episode one, and Simon’s butterfly-cameo glass-breaking police cell escape (what’s that old saying? People in glass jails shouldn’t imprison zombies?). Butterflies, such as those seen on Camille’s earring studs this week, are emerging as a symbol of the dead in The Returned. There are probably chrysalis/metamorphosis readings aplenty to be extracted from that. The surviving townsfolk are now cleaved into two groups (les Sharks et les Jets) with the mothers, ersatz and biological, Julie and Claire, choosing to accompany their decomposing charges and leave the living behind. Like so much of The Returned’s first series, the stand-off and ensuing fight was all about atmosphere, and not about didactic storytelling. Who survived, what happened to the police, why the dead left without the now-pregnant Adèle (or Serge, for that matter)… none of that was explained. Instead we were given tension, emotional realism and strong imagery. Victor and Julie running towards each other from opposite sides of the glass, and those metal shutters slamming down on The Helping Hand were telling images of division and barriers, just as the early episodes were preoccupied with repeating the motif of reflections and doubles. “You said they wouldn’t hurt us”, a bystander accused Pierre this week. They may not have taken the traditional genre path to it, but the dead did hurt the living. The pain exacted was figurative. Instead of eating their faces off, the dead took the living’s loved ones away. Not that a spot of face-eating wasn’t out of the question, judging by the state of this new lot. After eight episodes, The Returned finally toed the zombie line with scenes that wouldn’t have looked out of place in The Walking Dead. First came the herd of shuffling dead emerging out of the mist, then Thomas and colleague coming upon that walker drinking from the toilet in the destroyed pub. The town had been ransacked, Camille was picking at her decaying face, quotes from Revelations had been daubed on the walls… Were this episode one, the audience would have sunk immediately into an ‘Oh. This again’ mind set. By leaving the apocalypse stuff until the very end though, The Returned reminds us just how wide a detour it’s taken from predictable zombie fare. The series has continually swerved away from the expected – even its siege finale was moody and bloodless rather than action-filled. It may have left us alternately bemused and buzzing with frustration over the last eight weeks, but ‘Oh. This again’? Not even once. Read Louisa’s review of the previous episode, Adèle, here. Please, if you can, buy our charity horror stories ebook, Den Of Eek!, raising money for Geeks Vs Cancer. Details here.