5.17 Rescue Me Despite the lengthy discussion about the moral complications of this particular subplot, it’s still a little troubling that the show would even entertain the possibility of its most likeable character murdering an innocent man. It was touch and go there for a minute but, when Caroline bottled it at the last second – planning to send Tom off into the sunset where he couldn’t be found – Enzo was on hand to finish the job. This is further proof that, with Damon too wrapped up in winning Elena back to actually get anything done, Enzo is our stand-in no nonsense vampire, willing to do the evil thing when other characters are unwilling. There’s certainly room for someone like that in The Vampire Diaries, evident in the gradually lessening body count of the last few seasons, and the emerging love triangle between Caroline, Stefan and Enzo, despite being yet another love triangle, feels fresher than any of the revolving love connections the show is currently dealing with. Eliminate Tyler from the mix and that’s a pretty compelling mixture of characters that, as is sadly so necessary right now, will distract from whatever’s going on with Elena and Damon. Stefan and Caroline, like Delena before it, developed relatively organically and, in a show as manipulative as VD, that’s welcome. Aside from the final act of the travellers, the only big news to report from Rescue Me is Elena’s realisation that Jeremy can’t really function as a real human being when just being a Gilbert has destroyed his life more times than he can count. From the moment it flashed up on Elena’s calendar at the top of the episode, the whole concept of a parent/teacher day for Jeremy was hilarious and, adding in the school councillor’s warnings about an unstable home life having an impact on homework and attendance, it was the funniest The Vampire Diaries has been in years. The bonus of this, of course, is the prospect of Matt, Tyler and Jeremy all living in a house together – let’s hope hijinks ensue. That’s if there’s time, of course, with that final image of the travellers literally setting themselves on fire in order to bring fourth their leader via Bonnie and the other side suggesting our gang might have a few things to deal with in the coming weeks. The badly-kept secret of Liv and Luke’s true intentions is also out and, with Jeremy now intent on keeping his sister safe from the travellers and Caroline well and truly on Team Stefan, this might be one big showdown that finally gets everyone equally involved. Too bad we have to wait until the 17th to see – see you there for awkward Elena/Stefan sex visions! Follow our Twitter feed for faster news and bad jokes right here. And be our Facebook chum here.
