Having witnessed the glorious megalomania of Russell Edgington over the past few weeks, Everything Is Broken sees His Majesty finally tip the scales and descend into plain mania after discovering the puddle of goo that once was Talbot. His pain at the loss is almost touching, until he starts carting around what’s left of his lover in a particularly fine crystal decanter. Talbot always had a sartorial eye, but even he would have trouble with that outfit. His first act, to de-spine an anchorman on live TV, essentially guarantees the political death of the Vampire Rights amendment. The ensuing rant essentially guarantees his own demise, despite washing their hands of Eric’s plan to kill His Majesty, the mysterious Authority surely have no choice but to make absolutely sure our favourite Sheriff ends him, in no uncertain terms. Having said that, Russell is an ancient vampire, and killing him won’t be easy. Hands up all those who think Sookie might be prevailed upon to help finish the job? Providing Bill doesn’t mess it up, of course. His trip to the garden from the psychic’s coma dream can’t be a positive sign. Even if he does know what Sookie is. Whatever the reason, both Sam and Jason are about to get on the receiving end of something a little more complicated than plain, ol’ fashioned redneck drug dealers. Crystal’s family is definitely hiding something, and with any luck, we’re about to find out what. Of course, no episode with so many psychotic men would be complete without the super-psychotic Franklin, (briefly) back for real. Luckily for Franklin, having left them on Talbot’s good linen, brains aren’t a necessity for his particular pathology. Clearly as a counterpoint to the male-oriented violence, the previously put-upon women of Bon Temps have finally started fighting for themselves. Sookie has accepted her slow transformation to something altogether darker, thanks to kicking trampy Debbie’s ass. Tara took her first steps to dealing with the Franklin-related events at group therapy, and Arlene admitted that she definitely does not want Renee’s baby, all of which would have been impossible even two episodes ago. And not before time, in a show with so many feisty women, it’s been a little strange to see the change in the female population recently, and with the coming Eric/Russell/were showdown, surely they’re going to need all the feisty they can find. Thankfully, there’s a new waitress in town, on hand to help unburden her co-workers. Holly is quickly becoming everybody’s agony aunt, but considering this is Bon Temps, it’s more than likely that her confidants will soon regret having trusted her… With its political machinations, and even a glimpse of the mysterious Authority, Everything Is Broken revealed the hypocrisy evident in the vampire hierarchy, but what we’re yet to see is how far they’ll go to stay legitimate. Mainstreaming is big business, and the horror show broadcast will cost them dearly. With just three episodes left, something has to give and it’s unlikely that Russell will make it to the final reel. Which, after his genius throw over to the weather girl, will almost be a shame.
