Given that V is going on hiatus for a soul-crushing three months, you’d think there would be something put out on screen to grab the viewer and make them want to return once the Winter Olympics are over. Of course, that’s my fault for expecting something I knew I wouldn’t get. There’s always the real season finale, though! This week’s show is very heavy on Fifth Column action, as it’s time for Father Jack – Action Priest!, Erica, Georgie, and Ryan to get their hands dirty. What causes the Fifth Column to start planning real action? Well, a new development from the V Healing Centers, of course. When Anna reveals during Decker’s show that the V Healing Centers are expanding their services to include preventative medicine, it’s not a huge surprise. However, what is surprising is the V announcement that they’ve developed a “vitamin shot” designed to fight off cancer, retard the aging process, and be a general wonder drug. (As a sports fan, the use of the phrase “super vitamin shot” makes me think the Visitors are going to start giving us all steroids and Human Growth Hormone, both of which would definitely slow aging and make us feel worlds better.) Of course, since you can’t get humans to trust vaccines given by Earth doctors, how are you going to make them trust V doctor vaccines? Time to call on Anna’s pet journalist, Chad! Of course, as Decker shows more signs of pulling away from his V puppet masters, they’re smart enough to keep tightening the strings, as a demonstration scanning from a V medical technician filmed for the show reveals that Decker needs a little bit of that magical V medicine. Now he’s got motivations other than celebrity to kowtow to the V line of thinking, in spite of himself. Speaking of V medicine, Ryan’s fiancée, the mostly-neglected therapist Dr. Valerie, gets significant screen time this week, if only because she’s Tyler’s therapist. Through him, she gets bumped to the head of the line at the V medical clinic for a quick medicine adjustment and a trip through the V scanomometer. She and Ryan are going to be the Willie and Robin of this new V, apparently. Which I figured would be the case, if it wasn’t going to be Lisa and Tyler. Meanwhile, while all this is going on, we’ve got a lot of Fifth Column action. Given the announcement of any sort of mass inoculation is met with skepticism, the announcement of V injections sends the Fifth Column into a frenzy to try and find out what the real motivation is. This gives the four members of the group, Ryan, Georgie, Erica, and Jack, a chance to get to know one another and the chance to start working together as a unit. It also provides some fractioning in the group, as Georgie’s first response to any V plot is to start making with the violence. Apparently, he’s as unhinged as the first episode made him look, and then some. Ryan, Erica, and Father Jack work well together as a team. That’s going to be crucial for the resistance, and crucial for the success of a show. There’s a lot of good chemistry between the three of them, and I think that the Fifth Column is really shaping up very nicely. Now that they’ve got some experience in working together, and how their various skill sets are meshing up, I think we’ve got a core that can take on the much bigger challenges that lay ahead of them. We also get to see just how Draconian Anna is willing to be, which again provides a nice counterpoint to the sweetness she displays to Tyler when he finally gets introduced to his new girlfriend Lisa’s momma. We knew she had evil intentions, but now we can see just why her fellow space lizards would risk everything to stand up against her. While the Fifth Column work together, Anna is definitely an old-style brutal dictator (dictatress?), having traitors flayed alive. Given that this is essentially a half-season finale, I expected the show to throw in a cliffhanger, and they threw in a really big one. They also threw in a lot of eye-candy special effects, a secondary reveal of the pregnancy, and a lot of call backs to the old V series (the cancer cure, the suicide pills). It wasn’t the best episode of the series so far, but it wasn’t from lack of trying. I think they did a really good job at doing what they needed to do to try and hold onto viewers, and now I’m mad at ABC for splitting the series in half and making me wait to find out what’s happening next. The final shot of the episode should be enough to make any sci-fi fan salivate at the idea of what’s yet to come when the show returns in March 2010. Peace Ambassador… err, US correspondent Ron Hogan has totally not been compromised by V propaganda. All hail Anna!  Um, I mean, find more by Ron at his blog, Subtle Bluntness, and daily at Shaktronics and PopFi.