Did you enjoy your V-cation? While you and I had a break from the show for a few months, the powers that ABC were busy little beavers. The show runner from the first four episodes, Jeffrey Bell, was taken off the show permanently. Scott Peters, creator and executive producer, lost his power. While the changes behind the camera have been many, for me, the thing that’s been the most damaging to the show has been this new network tactic of the half-season. Like for V and FlashForward and a bunch of other shows, ABC decided to show four episodes, then take a long, long break. That’s why last week’s episode was a clip show (that’s right, they’ve already busted out the clip show for a show that had less than a month’s worth of episodes). At least it spared us an interminable recap at the beginning of the show (ahem, Caprica, I love you, but you’re killing me with the recaps) and allowed us to jump right into the action. Father Jack, fresh off his stabbing, gets rushed to the only place where he’s sure to be revived: the V healing center. The very same healing centers where people are getting their shots of the V flu shot known as R6, for some nefarious purpose or another. Well, actually, all the shots have the same nefarious purpose, and it’s very similar to the built-in cameras on the V ambassador jackets. So Anna’s plan is to lean on Decker, get him to run a special on the healing center, and crank up the indoctrination process before the Fifth Column gets any more scalps. She’s also working over winning the trust of the FBI by handing them the head of most-wanted criminal terrorist mastermind Hobbes (I cannot find out the actor’s name) on a plate, thanks to some magical V technology. Of course, Erica knows it’s a lie, since she’s with the group that blew up the factory, but everyone else is suitably wowed. However, since she’s lead on the bombing case, she’s able to track down Hobbes using information from her partner Dale’s computer. All Anna needs is a selection of beefcake warriors and her own eggs, ripe for fertilization. Meanwhile, Erica’s worried about her son Tyler while Ryan is worried about his pregnant girlfriend Valerie’s potential lizard baby. (Valerie provides us with one of the most fun moments of the episode towards the end, when she does a serious tease about reenacting the infamous V hamster scene.) I find myself caring less and less about Valerie as she gets less and less screen time. That’s one of the huge weaknesses about ensemble shows like this. When you’ve got Father Jack, Action Priest, running around with Erica and Ryan while they recruit an international terrorist to the war, there’s not much of my attention left over for babies and binge-eating pregnant ladies. In the fourth episode, I was hoping there’d be the famous hamster reveal at the end, so as to keep viewers coming back to the show after the break. There wasn’t, but one thing I liked is that the episode teased us with that classic TV moment’s revisitation before cutting to a similar, equally horrifying reveal (marred by some bad CGI). Is this going to be the episode that reignites interest in V? I’m not sure it can be saved at this point. The interruption was a killer for both V and FlashFoward‘s respective momentums, and if the ratings were slipping when people followed the show from week to week, the long break definitely encourages viewers to stop tuning in, even if I do think the new time slot behind Lost should help (and the move to the later time slot should allow the show to be darker). They seem to be moving in that direction (Anna’s black widow snack attack, the new character’s proclivity for violence, how this episode started out with Erica killing a V ambusher), but I don’t know if it’s going to work. It was awfully quippy this episode, like a bad 80s action movie. I do like that, but not mixed into this show as it exists now. I hope that the new voice of power will start to tie things together better, and soon. Otherwise, Rosenbaum might be looking to get his Chuck job back. Read our review of episode 4 here.